More like Star Wars Indigestion: Surviving Amirite
Star Wars Jedi: Survivor is packed with fun new additions to the Star Wars universe. There’s Turgle, your favorite little frog. There’s a space DJ and his sampler droid, mixing up beats in the wild. And there’s, for the first time in Star Wars visual media, an actual bathroom that you can hang out in, in a way that you can’t in real life, because it would be weird.
Of course, this is not the First of all The Star Wars bathroom ever shown – that honor, strangely, could go to Star Wars Galaxy’s Edge theme park, where the bathrooms are ‘in character’, albeit a bit limited in imagination by necessity, as they have to be made for humans and abide by sanitation laws (of the Earth).
Andor Also type of showed us Star Wars bathrooms, but they were also essentially prison cans: spartan, functional, and not very private. Likewise, the razor crestDin Djarin’s ship in season 1 of The Mandalorianhad a head for his long-haul trips that can be spotted in the background of the first episode.
The bathrooms of Eat: Survivor, However? They’re the real deal, and probably a (bit scummy) representation of how most people go about the Star Wars universe. You can find him at the start of the game, right next to the main entrance to Pyloon’s Saloon (Greez’s canteen) on the planet Koboh.
Image: Respawn Entertainment/EA via Polygon
Go back in that direction and down the steps, and you’ll see the seedy facilities waiting for you and the other saloon patrons.
Image: Respawn Entertainment/EA via Polygon
And look! A proper cubicle that gives you privacy – none of that stable nonsense we get in most IRL public toilets.
Image: Respawn Entertainment/EA via Polygon
Check out the local graffiti! Also watch the various contents here. That gadget on the wall appears to be toilet paper, but maybe they’re using something else on the outside border. This toilet is ready for you, no matter where your business ends. What is that tube next to the bowl, you ask? I don’t know! None of my business, probably.
Image: Respawn Entertainment/EA via Polygon
And that dirty sink! Perfect. Star Wars is supposed be a bit grumpy, and this sink looks like it barely does the job. Do you think it even uses water? It’s obligatory, isn’t it? Otherwise, why have two distributors?
Image: Respawn Entertainment/EA via Polygon
IS IT A CONCIERGE DROID? DOES HE WEAR A LIL TUX?
Image: Respawn Entertainment/EA via Polygon
I hope you found this photo essay informative. Please don’t take pictures in the real public restrooms you might find yourself in, no matter how original.
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